20 things not to say during sex

[RSwire]

20 Things NOT To Say During Sex.....

1*I have to poop.
2*Smile for the camera
3*Get off me, i'll do it myself!
4*This is your first time..... Right?
5*You're almost as good as my ex!
6*When is this supposed to feel good?
7*I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?
8*I was so horny tonight, I would have taken a sheep home.
9*Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
10*Hey! My friends were right, you ARE good!
11*On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
12*I'm soberin up and you're gettin ugly!
13*But everybody looks funny naked!
14*Do I have to pay for this?
15*No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
16*Actually, your sister likes it like this.
17*What's your name again?
18*Hold on, let me change the channel.
19*And The Winner Is.........
20*It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

[maca]

21. fart and give us a clue

[maca]

22. is that a sleeping bag or your fanny.

[patkins]

23. Put your finger in.
Put your hand in.
Put your other hand in.
Clap hands.
Tight are`nt I.

[Canker_Canison]

24. My dad showed me this one.

25. My mother let me practice this on her.

26. I get my test results back from the clinic tomorrow.

27. That tastes as bad as it smells.

28. I can get it back, just need to remember what Jeremy Beadle looks like.

29. Can your mother hold the camera?