After a night of drinking, Tom crept into bed beside his
wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the
cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange
man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing
white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Tom, "and
what are you doing in my bedroom?".
"This isn't your bedroom." The man replied. "I am St.
Peter and you're in Heaven."
"WHAT!" Said Tom. "Are you saying I'm dead? I don't
want to die! I'm too young. I want you to send me back
immediately."
"It's not that easy." Said St.Peter. "You can only
return as a dog or a hen. The choice is yours."
Tom thought about it and figured that being a dog is too
tiring but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.
Running around with a rooster can't be that bad, he thought.
"I want to return as a hen." Tom replied.
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken
coop, nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end
was gonna explode.
Just then along came a rooster. "Hey, you must be the
new hen St. Peter told me about. How do you like being a
hen?"
"Well, okay I guess, but my ass feels like it's about to
explode."
"Oh that!" Said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation
going on. You need to lay an egg. Just relax and let it
happen."
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later,
an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling
of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better
of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen
was the best thing that had happened to him�ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his
third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his
head and heard his wife shouting, "Tom, wake up you
drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed."
wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the
cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange
man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing
white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Tom, "and
what are you doing in my bedroom?".
"This isn't your bedroom." The man replied. "I am St.
Peter and you're in Heaven."
"WHAT!" Said Tom. "Are you saying I'm dead? I don't
want to die! I'm too young. I want you to send me back
immediately."
"It's not that easy." Said St.Peter. "You can only
return as a dog or a hen. The choice is yours."
Tom thought about it and figured that being a dog is too
tiring but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.
Running around with a rooster can't be that bad, he thought.
"I want to return as a hen." Tom replied.
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken
coop, nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end
was gonna explode.
Just then along came a rooster. "Hey, you must be the
new hen St. Peter told me about. How do you like being a
hen?"
"Well, okay I guess, but my ass feels like it's about to
explode."
"Oh that!" Said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation
going on. You need to lay an egg. Just relax and let it
happen."
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later,
an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling
of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better
of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen
was the best thing that had happened to him�ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his
third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his
head and heard his wife shouting, "Tom, wake up you
drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed."
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