After a visit to a massage parlour, a man discovers a painful lump on his todger, so he goes to see his GP.
'I'm afraid this is potentially very serious,' the doctor says after examining him. 'You know how rugby players get cauliflower ears ?' 'Yes,' the man replies shakily.'Well,' the doctor continues, 'you've got a brothel sprout.'
'I'm afraid this is potentially very serious,' the doctor says after examining him. 'You know how rugby players get cauliflower ears ?' 'Yes,' the man replies shakily.'Well,' the doctor continues, 'you've got a brothel sprout.'