Three men were discussing ageing at the nursing home,,,Sixty is the worst age to be,,,said the 60 year old "You alway's feel you have to pee and most of the time you stand at the toilet and nothing come's out,,,"Ah that's nothing said the 70 year old..When you'er Seventy,,you cant crap anymore,,you take laxatives eat bran sit on the toilet all day and nothing come's out,,,,Actually said the 80 year old,,, Eighty is the worst age of all,,Do you have trouble peeing asked the 60 year old,,,no said he i pee like a horse everymorn at 6.00 no problem at all said he,,,Do you have trouble crapping ask's the 70 year old,,, no problem down there i crap like a cow everymorn at 6.30..The 60 & 70 year old say,, you pee at 6.00 and crap 6.30 so how is "Eighty" the worst age of all,,,,,Well said the 80 year old i dont wake up untill 7.00,,,
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Three old men
Three men were discussing ageing at the nursing home,,,Sixty is the worst age to be,,,said the 60 year old "You alway's feel you have to pee and most of the time you stand at the toilet and nothing come's out,,,"Ah that's nothing said the 70 year old..When you'er Seventy,,you cant crap anymore,,you take laxatives eat bran sit on the toilet all day and nothing come's out,,,,Actually said the 80 year old,,, Eighty is the worst age of all,,Do you have trouble peeing asked the 60 year old,,,no said he i pee like a horse everymorn at 6.00 no problem at all said he,,,Do you have trouble crapping ask's the 70 year old,,, no problem down there i crap like a cow everymorn at 6.30..The 60 & 70 year old say,, you pee at 6.00 and crap 6.30 so how is "Eighty" the worst age of all,,,,,Well said the 80 year old i dont wake up untill 7.00,,,
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Three old guys are out on the golf course.
One looks up and says "Its windy!"
"No", say the second old guy, "Its Thursday."
"So am I" says the third, "Let's get a drink."
And off to the club house they went. -
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