Jeff walk's into a bar see's his mate paul goe's over to him and ask's is everything all right,,,Paul sez no it's not,,,Why wat's wrong sez jeff "Well" replie's Paul you know that beautiful girl at work that i wanted to ask out and everytime i see her i get an erection..,Well Jeff i got the courage to ask her out and she agreed...That's great sez Jeff when are you going out,,,I went to meet her this evening sez Paul,,but i was worried, I'd get an erection again so i got some duct tape and tapped " it" to my leg,,,So if i did it woul'nt show...Sensible "sez Jeff,,So i get to the door sez Paul,,i rang the bell she answered it wearing a mini skirt,,,and then wat happened ask's Jeff,,,,, I kicked her in the face.
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