20 Reasons why it`s better to be a guy.

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  • patkins
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 3662

    #1

    20 Reasons why it`s better to be a guy.

    1. All orgasms are real.

    2. You know stuff about cars.

    3. Five day vacations require 1 suitcase.

    4. You can open all your own jars.

    5. Your last name stays put.

    6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

    7. You never have to clean the toilet.

    8. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

    9. Sex means never having to worry about your reputation.

    10.Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    11.You don`t have to shave below your neck.

    12.You can write your name in the snow.

    13.You get to think of sex 90% of your waking hours.

    14.Mechanics tell you the truth.

    15.The world is your urinal.

    16.You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you`re wearing.

    17.Same work-more pay.

    18.Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

    19.The remote is yours and yours alone.

    20.People never glance at your chest when they`re talking to you.
  • leotheloin
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1001

    #2
    Agree wit 19teen of them but not "No"12,,,,,,Not when i was christened Newtownmountkennedy.

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    • patkins
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 3662

      #3
      Jeez leo, you`re lucky.
      My middle name is that of that Welch village that ends in gogogog.

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