A shepherd leads his flock of sheep on a mioritical pasture when, from a cloud of dust, a brand new Jeep Cherokee appears beside him. The driver, a young guy in a Hugo Boss suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, open (head out) the window and says:
- Well Bade, if if I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your herd, you give me one?
Shepherd looks at the young man, looked at the flock too and calmly answers:
- Yes!
The young guy parked his car, take out the laptop, it connects to the mobile phone, go to NASA via the Internet, and GPS satellite, scans the area, open the database and some 60 full pages of Excel formulas and then printer prints the last generation of portable report 150 pages and tells the pastor:
- You have exactly 1586 sheep!
- You're right! Now you can take a sheep!
The shepherd looks calmat the young guy who takes a sheep to the car and then ask:
- If I tell you what job you have, I get the sheep back?
- Yes, why not?
- You're consultant to the government!
- That's right, but how did you guess?- Well, look, answer the pastor, you depart on here without anyone to call you, You asked to be paid for a question that I don't requested you and you gave me an information that I knew. In addition, you have no idea what world you live!
- How did you come to that conclusion?
- Well, from all sheep, you chose the dog ...
hope to like it!
excuse my english if bad!
bade - popular word for shepherd
mioritical - Romanian geographical area, which has a corrugated landscape with mountains and valleys.
- Well Bade, if if I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your herd, you give me one?
Shepherd looks at the young man, looked at the flock too and calmly answers:
- Yes!
The young guy parked his car, take out the laptop, it connects to the mobile phone, go to NASA via the Internet, and GPS satellite, scans the area, open the database and some 60 full pages of Excel formulas and then printer prints the last generation of portable report 150 pages and tells the pastor:
- You have exactly 1586 sheep!
- You're right! Now you can take a sheep!
The shepherd looks calmat the young guy who takes a sheep to the car and then ask:
- If I tell you what job you have, I get the sheep back?
- Yes, why not?
- You're consultant to the government!
- That's right, but how did you guess?- Well, look, answer the pastor, you depart on here without anyone to call you, You asked to be paid for a question that I don't requested you and you gave me an information that I knew. In addition, you have no idea what world you live!
- How did you come to that conclusion?
- Well, from all sheep, you chose the dog ...
hope to like it!
excuse my english if bad!bade - popular word for shepherd
mioritical - Romanian geographical area, which has a corrugated landscape with mountains and valleys.