Paddy is sitting having a beer wi his mates an tellin them about his army days an when he first joined ,oh i remember they took up us up for a parachute jump , we were up 30,000 feet and 1 by 1 they started to jump ,but when it came my turn i couldnt do it ,no way . Then this big black guy pulls out his 12 inch d1ck and shouted paddy if you dont jump im going to ram this bad boy right up your ass ,Paddys mate says well ,did you jump ? Paddy says oh aye , just a little when it first went in .