A Londoner and an Yorkshireman are in a bar with there wives. The Londoner notices his mini skirted wife is wearing no knickers. "Elizabeth" he whispers "everyone can see your lady bits, here's ?50 nip out to Marks and Spencers and buy a pair of knickers." Later the Yorkshireman notices his mini skirted wife has no knickers. "Stacey" he shouts "everyone can see your fanny, here's a comb tidy yerself up."