little patrick asked his dad 4 a new bike 4 his birthday, dad says "we'd get you 1 son but our morgage is ?80.000 and your mum has lost her job " next day patrick walked out with his suitcase packed his dad asked "where u going son?" patrick replied "i walked past your room last night & heard you tell mum you were pulling out then i heard mum say wait coz she was coming too. i'm not staying here on me own with an ?80.000 morgage and no f***ing bike!"