An innocent irish girl say's "my hands are freezin" her mother replies "put em between your legs, that will warm em up." Next day she's with her boyfriend. He say's "my hands are freezin" so she say's "put them between my legs that will warm em up" Then he say's "my penis is frozen" Later the girl ask her mum "have you heard of a penis?" mum say's "yes why?" daugher replies "Don't they make a mess when they defrost."