Love of my life.

[Cronus]

I went out to dinner with the wife the other night. Everything was perfect, the moon was full and soft music played in the restaurant when I stared deeply in to her eyes and said,

"Darling, I feel as though I've found my soul mate, the most beautiful woman on earth and the person I am destined to spend the rest of my life with."

Her eyes began to well up as a smile formed.

"Which is why i'm leaving you...you fat bitch!"

[Axapez]

.....Wow, I was not expecting that one. Awesome, made me laugh.