A little boy went up to his dad and said "Dad, I don't understand the difference between potential and reality".
The Dad said, "Okay son, I will show you the difference. Firstly go up to your mother and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for ?1 million, then go up to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Patterson for ?1 million."
The little boy slightly confused said "okay" and went to see his mother.
He asked his mother, "Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for ?1 million?", his mother replied "don't tell your Dad, but yes I would."
The little boy said, "Okay then" and went to find his sister.
He said to his sister "Would you sleep with Robert Patterson for ?1 million?" His sister replied, "Yes I would!!!!"
The little boy went back to his Dad and said "Dad, I now understand what the difference is between potential and reality".
His Dad replied, "I am glad son, explain it to me."
The little boy replied "Well, potentially we are sitting on ?2 million but in reality we live with two slags!!!!"
The Dad said, "Okay son, I will show you the difference. Firstly go up to your mother and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for ?1 million, then go up to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Patterson for ?1 million."
The little boy slightly confused said "okay" and went to see his mother.
He asked his mother, "Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for ?1 million?", his mother replied "don't tell your Dad, but yes I would."
The little boy said, "Okay then" and went to find his sister.
He said to his sister "Would you sleep with Robert Patterson for ?1 million?" His sister replied, "Yes I would!!!!"
The little boy went back to his Dad and said "Dad, I now understand what the difference is between potential and reality".
His Dad replied, "I am glad son, explain it to me."
The little boy replied "Well, potentially we are sitting on ?2 million but in reality we live with two slags!!!!"