A bloke gets home from work and shouts to his wife.
"Hi darling I'm home. Can you please hang up my coat, fetch my slippers and bring me a cold beer before it starts?"
So she does
After five minutes he asks "That barely touched the sides -can you please get me another cold beer before it starts?"
Which she does
Another five minutes and he asks "Can you please get me another cold beer before it starts?"
"Hang on a minute" she replies "You come in here, just kick off your boots drop your coat on the floor and have me running backwards and forwards for beer while all the time you're sat on your fat arse in front of the TV not lifting a finger to help me!!"
"Ah - to late. It's started."
"Hi darling I'm home. Can you please hang up my coat, fetch my slippers and bring me a cold beer before it starts?"
So she does
After five minutes he asks "That barely touched the sides -can you please get me another cold beer before it starts?"
Which she does
Another five minutes and he asks "Can you please get me another cold beer before it starts?"
"Hang on a minute" she replies "You come in here, just kick off your boots drop your coat on the floor and have me running backwards and forwards for beer while all the time you're sat on your fat arse in front of the TV not lifting a finger to help me!!"
"Ah - to late. It's started."