Confession

[Cronus]

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.
The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."

[tsin]

confession joke

nice! there's another confession joke for ya



The new priest is a little nervous about hearing the confessions, but the older priest encourages him to give it a try.
The new priest listens to a few, and then the older priest pulls him out of the confessional, saying, ?Why don?t you try to do this, cross your arms, rub your chin, and say things like ?Yes, I see? and ?Go on, my child.??
The new priest does this. then the older priest says to him, ?Now, don?t you think that is a lot better than smacking your knee and saying, ?NO SHIT!! WHAT HAPPENED NEXT??!!??

[patkins]

Good first post tsin, welcome to DK.