Cold

[Cronus]

It was so cold today I had to wrap two vaginas round my head to keep warm.

I love ear muffs.

[patkins]

It was so cold today....
It would freeze the balls off a pawnbrokers sign.

[jcgrumbles]

you could hang meat in my front room

[Canker_Canison]

This morning there was more ice on the inside of my bedroom window, than on the outside of my car.

And you think I'm joking.

[stuckylad]

seen a brass monkey lookin for a welder,ahh the old ones are the best