best pals (scots style)
True friendship -SCOTTISH STYLE!! >(None of thon sissy shite)
Are ye tired o' those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o' promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on THIS card . Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I
would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I
get, until you're NO.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse
it could be until YE STOP WHINGING
6... When yer confused -- I will use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay away fae me until yer weel again. I don't want whatever ye've got
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my heed aff at ye, ya clumsy arse, .........but I'll help ye up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because yer ma pal.
Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
you can feel the true warmth.
>Send this to 10 o yer closest friends,
>Then get depressed because ye can only think o' 4 .
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