What a real woman does

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  • pizmo
    Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 63

    #1

    What a real woman does

    WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES

    A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .

    No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

    That's what beer does...

    Never mind.
    Just a friendly old fart
  • hcip
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2009
    • 1961

    #2
    and man considered us as their toys


    Stupidity is not a disease, because there are no existing hospitals for Idiots!

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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158

      #3
      good one m8y and true

      THE TRUTH
      The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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      • maca
        Mr. DK DJ
        • Feb 2009
        • 6310

        #4
        Originally posted by hcip
        and man considered us as their toys
        you are our toys hun i love makin me missus head spin and throwing her on the floor when i cant get me own way

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        • the man
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2010
          • 1660

          #5
          Originally posted by maca58
          you are our toys hun i love makin me missus head spin and throwing her on the floor when i cant get me own way
          in the kitchen i would hope !

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