Only at Xmas can you get away with it

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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    Only at Xmas can you get away with it

    1. I prefer breasts to legs.
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5. I've never seen a better spread!
    6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat!
    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • andy4
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 1125

    #2
    good post Bd all true
    WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
    DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


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