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  • Cronus
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 692

    #1

    xmas morning

    Really not looking forward to tomorrow. I have to open the same fcuking thing I do every Christmas morning...

    The wife's legs.
  • gmb45
    Admin Assistant
    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #2
    sorry bout that m8, must be horrible for you
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    • hoggy952
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2010
      • 1229

      #3
      you are so unlucky

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      • aftermath
        V.I.P. Member
        • Mar 2008
        • 4345

        #4
        could be worse m8, you could be opening her mouth

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        • bald rick
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2010
          • 514

          #5
          It only comes once a year

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          • opsmonkey
            V.I.P. Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 5379

            #6
            Originally posted by Cronus
            Really not looking forward to tomorrow. I have to open the same fcuking thing I do every Christmas morning...

            The wife's legs.
            makes a change from the rest of the street doing it though

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            • Cronus
              Banned
              • Dec 2009
              • 692

              #7
              Well I'm in trouble now...wife has just seen this 'joke' and gone fcking ballistic!!!

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              • opsmonkey
                V.I.P. Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 5379

                #8
                ha ha... unlucky fella

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                • reddevil157
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1427

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cronus
                  Well I'm in trouble now...wife has just seen this 'joke' and gone fcking ballistic!!!

                  , you wont be opening anyones legs now .
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                  • Cronus
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 692

                    #10
                    Originally posted by opsmonkey
                    makes a change from the rest of the street doing it though
                    There is a fine line between banter and getting personal...you crossed it with that comment.

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                    • daithi
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 2586

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cronus
                      There is a fine line between banter and getting personal...you crossed it with that comment.
                      its a bit of a laugh in the comedy section mate
                      if ya wanted to be personal ya shouldnt of made any comment about opening your wifes legs in the first place

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                      • C64
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 2394

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Cronus
                        There is a fine line between banter and getting personal...you crossed it with that comment.
                        c'mon now Daz. you started the ball rolling with this post in the fun section, what else did u expect mate?

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                        • inti
                          Newbie
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Happy Christmas all, my family members are all ill but we're still getting into the spirit of the celebration.

                          Hope all are good and not under the weather like my lot.

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                          • opsmonkey
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5379

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cronus
                            There is a fine line between banter and getting personal...you crossed it with that comment.
                            FFS lad.. Post a joke like that and you'll get some funny comebacks..

                            You're right, there is a fine line, you crossed it when you posted a defamatory comment about YOUR wife as a joke...

                            If you are touchy on banter don't post jokes about shagging your wife..

                            Maybe you're just in a sh1t you got caught...????

                            Funny how it took 5 hours for you to decide it's bad..

                            How's my comment any worse than GMBs who said it must be horrible for you, obviously joking that your birds a minger..????

                            Glasshouses and stones lad

                            Obviously one of those that can hand the banter out but can't take it..
                            Last edited by opsmonkey; 26 December, 2010, 00:52.

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                            • Cronus
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 692

                              #15
                              Why does everyone assume it was aimed at my wife?

                              It was a 'my wife' joke. Plenty of them,same as the mother-in-law jokes. You decided to take it one step further and get personal...lad.

                              Gmb's post was nothing like what you posted lad. They posted in humour about the actual joke. Gmb,hoggy,aftermath,bald rick all saw it for what it was.
                              Why don't you stop acting like a girl?
                              "Yeah I posted that but he did this and he did that!!" Bit pathetic that you are trying to drag other members into it.
                              Think I'll start calling you Vicky Pollard from now on..."Yeah but...no but!"



                              ~~~~in hilarious.


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