Why men make poor Agony Aunts..

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  • Montebox
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    • Aug 2008
    • 216

    #1

    Why men make poor Agony Aunts..

    Dear Roger,

    I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely, Sheila




    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,

    Roger
  • DarkKnight
    Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 71

    #2
    Ahaha liked it !

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    • caveman_nige
      V.I.P. Member
      • Feb 2008
      • 4920

      #3
      very good mate... like it

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      • rush
        Newbie
        • Dec 2008
        • 1

        #4
        fairly funny!!!!

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        • fearlessimon
          Top Poster
          • Nov 2008
          • 172

          #5
          Originally posted by Montebox
          Dear Roger,

          I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
          When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
          When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

          Can you please help?

          Sincerely, Sheila




          Dear Sheila:

          A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

          I hope this helps,

          Roger
          that made me giggle nice one
          Dont eat yellow snow

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          • reedy
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            • Dec 2008
            • 3

            #6
            very funny mate keep up the good work

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            • cralittlewood
              Newbie
              • Oct 2008
              • 11

              #7
              Very good, I like it.

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