2 mice

[chucklor]

There are two mice in the airing cupboard but which one used to be in the army?????????
























The one that is sat in the tank!!!!!!! (I'll get my coat)

[Sleuth]

2 flies in the Kitchen...which one is the Cowboy?


















The one on the Range....I`m behind you...hurry up !

[larryoke]

Sounds like you need to leave the xmas crackers alone!!

[maca]

how do you know you got an elephant in the fridge ?


















you cant close the door..

[jctech]

How do you know that there has been an elephant in your fridge












By the footprints in the butter

[maca]

how do you know a elephants in your bed ?




























he has a big E on his pyjamas

[skywash]

i know there's an elephant in my bed...been married to her for thirty years....if she reads this i better get my coat too

[stewartthemole]

i know there's an elephant in my bed...been married to her for thirty years....if she reads this i better get my coat too

If she reads this she'll pack your trunk

[maca]

what do you do if you see a spaceman ?
























park in it.....

[father ted]

how do you know you got an elephant in the fridge ?


















you cant close the door..

mines is called the wife

[NIMBUS172]

How do you know you've got an elephant under your bed ?











you can touch the ceiling when you lying on the bed !!