When I was younger I used to go out with this very posh girl.
One Saturday afternoon I was invited for lunch and it was obvious from when I got there that they did not agree to me.
Anyway we all sat down in the reception room and you could cut the air with a knife, and when I looked down they had a little terrier dog, which was lying on the carpet in front of us all licking it's b*llock's.
So to break the silence I said,"I wish I could do that."
And her cheeky bitch of a mother replied, "Oh he will probably let you if you give him a biscuit."
One Saturday afternoon I was invited for lunch and it was obvious from when I got there that they did not agree to me.
Anyway we all sat down in the reception room and you could cut the air with a knife, and when I looked down they had a little terrier dog, which was lying on the carpet in front of us all licking it's b*llock's.
So to break the silence I said,"I wish I could do that."
And her cheeky bitch of a mother replied, "Oh he will probably let you if you give him a biscuit."