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  • Jim.Mahoney
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 4249

    #1

    The Ashes...

    Did you see the way that the Australian cricket supporters turned up to the last day of the Ashes Test in fancy dress?
    They were rather cleverly disguised as empty seats in the stands!





    A guy walks into a Sydney brothel, and says:
    'I am a bit kinky- how much for total humiliation?'
    The madam replies $60
    'Wow, what do I get for that?' he says.
    'A baggy green cap and an Australian cricket shirt'.
  • Jim.Mahoney
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 4249

    #2
    Q. What's the Australian version of LBW?
    A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

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    • nara
      DK Veteran
      • May 2008
      • 2586

      #3
      Q. What do you call an Australian holding a bottle of Champagne?

      A. A waiter.
      He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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