clever boy

[thesparky]

One day a farmer was sitting on his porch and he saw a boy walking down the road with some duck tape. The farmer asked the boy what he was doing and the boy told him that he was going to catch some ducks. The farmer said you cant catch ducks with duck tape. However, and hour later the boy walked back up the road with a bunch of ducks in the ducktape.
The next day the boy had some chicken wire and said he was going to catch chickens. The farmer said you cant catch chickens with chicken wire but an hour later the boy walked back with chickens caught in the chicken wire.
The next day the farmer saw the boy again, this time carrying some flowers. The farmer asked the boy what kind of flowers they were. He replied Pussywillows. The farmers eyes poped out and said: "Wait up, I'll get my hat."

[Canker_Canison]

It's a shame it's actually called 'duct tape'. But I'm going hunting for some pussywillow

[bald rick]

hope he avoids the cockchafer