two timer

[melloned]

Bloke going out with a girl called Loraine , but is two timing her with a Chinese girl called Claire Lee , Loraine dies and at her funeral , he stands and sings that famous song " I can see Claire Lee now Loraine has gone !! "

[nialler]

.....taxi for melloned !!!

[gmb45]

ill get his coat while we waiting for the taxi

[melloned]

Yeh ! i know , don't give up my day job !!!!!