Bloke having a pee at the urinals couldn't help admiring the the huge penis on the black guy next to him and asked , how do you manage to have such a large todger ?The black guy replies , next time you have an erection , put an elastic band around the bottom of it and leave it there for a week , in a few months , it'll be the same as mine .
A week later they bump into each other and the black guy asks "any luck?" , the bloke replies "i'm getting there , it's already turned black" !
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