a shit joke, but made me laugh

[barrowmanandrew]

2 eggs boiling in a pan.
one egg say's to the other egg......

"hey, i've got a crack in my shell"

the other egg says...

"hold on 4 minutes, i'm not hard yet......"

[gmb45]

your right m8 complete shite taxi for barrowmanandrew

[donkeyboy]

this one tickled me
bananna walks into the doctors and says

doctor doctor im not peelin very well

now that is bad

[maca]

doc i feel like a pair of curtains

pull your self together

[gmb45]

doc i feel like a pair of curtains

pull your self together

~~~~~~ maca dont encourage the coonts

[barrowmanandrew]

your right m8 complete shite taxi for barrowmanandrew

aye your right enough,
doesn't sound nearly as funny this morning

i suppose thats what four hours in the pub does to you....