A little boy see's a horse with it's big cock hanging down,so he runs indoors and asks his mum what it is,
Embarrased she says,"Oh nothing"
So he asks his dad,
"That son" the dad said "is a willy,a cock,a dick,a pr**k,a hampton tool,a trouser snake,the one eyed monster,actually it has many names but it's real name is a penis"
The boy said, "Wow,but when I asked Mum she said it was nothing"
The Dad looked at him,winked and said:
"Son,that's because your mothers been spoilt"
Embarrased she says,"Oh nothing"
So he asks his dad,
"That son" the dad said "is a willy,a cock,a dick,a pr**k,a hampton tool,a trouser snake,the one eyed monster,actually it has many names but it's real name is a penis"
The boy said, "Wow,but when I asked Mum she said it was nothing"
The Dad looked at him,winked and said:
"Son,that's because your mothers been spoilt"