Subject: Fw: Time to smile !!!
Just been gang raped by a group of mime artists......they did unspeakable things to me................
Brought the missus some crotch less knickers yesterday, It had nothing to do with a sexual proclivities, it was so she could get a better grip on her broomstick..
Now on sale at IKEA - LESBO beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it?s all tongue and groove...............
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it?s definitely race related ....................
Due to a water shortage in Ireland Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8..........................
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency....................
The lead actor in the local production of Aladdin was anally raped, by the gay genie on stage last night,
to be fair the audience had tried to warn him?.
Just been gang raped by a group of mime artists......they did unspeakable things to me................
Brought the missus some crotch less knickers yesterday, It had nothing to do with a sexual proclivities, it was so she could get a better grip on her broomstick..
Now on sale at IKEA - LESBO beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it?s all tongue and groove...............
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it?s definitely race related ....................
Due to a water shortage in Ireland Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8..........................
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency....................
The lead actor in the local production of Aladdin was anally raped, by the gay genie on stage last night,
to be fair the audience had tried to warn him?.
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