A man bought a budgie. It kept repeating, "I'm a Glasgow budgie and I'm hard as ~~~~." The man bought a buzzard and put it in the cage with the budgie.
The next morning, the buzzard was dead. And the budgie kept saying. "I'm a Glasgow budgie and I'm hard as ~~~~."
The man then bought a Golden Eagle and put it in the cage. The next morning the eagle was dead and the budgie had no feathers.
The budgie said, "I had to take my jacket off for that one!"
The next morning, the buzzard was dead. And the budgie kept saying. "I'm a Glasgow budgie and I'm hard as ~~~~."
The man then bought a Golden Eagle and put it in the cage. The next morning the eagle was dead and the budgie had no feathers.
The budgie said, "I had to take my jacket off for that one!"