Trucker and the suicidal girl

[GastonJ]

Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says.


"I am trying to commit suicide," she says.

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blow job."

So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why
are you committing suicide?".

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

[4hillbilly]

good one

[scott12]

Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says.


"I am trying to commit suicide," she says.

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blow job."

So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why
are you committing suicide?".

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

im so stealing that one

[deniedcorpse]

nice! I found one to use at work tomorrow