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  • Cronus
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 692

    #1

    Sex

    My wife always complains that we don't have enough foreplay before sex.
    So last night,i tied her to the bed and slipped a blindfold over her eyes.
    Then i lubed her minge with strawberry jam....and licked it all off for a whole hour....

    Or thats what she thinks....

    It's amazing what the dog will do for some pork pie jelly while i have a beer and watch Match of the Day
  • skywash
    V.I.P. Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 1002

    #2
    funny coont

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    • bazare
      Banned
      • May 2010
      • 826

      #3
      maybe she will try the same trick ... think about the whole image ... the dog licking you all over=))

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      • C64
        V.I.P. Member
        • Mar 2008
        • 2394

        #4
        Daz, you are a dirty bastard.

        LMAO.

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        • Cronus
          Banned
          • Dec 2009
          • 692

          #5
          Originally posted by witchy
          Daz, you are a dirty bastard.

          LMAO.


          Stu, I can get a lot worse than that!

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