It's dead. It's gone So long. Farewell.
But why?
WHYYYYYYYY???!??!!!!????
I'll tell you why....
You know that Rupert Murdoch character, yeah? Can you guess what his problem with Starview is? I bet you can, can't you?
Well he took down the server mast in Australia.
On his own?
No, probably not on his own, he probably had some mates to help him. You know, the sort of mates that wil do anything for a bit of cash? Yeah well, Murdoch plenty of a bit cash hasn't he?
Come to the head of the class if you're up to speed so far.
Meanwhile, old Adolf Branson buggers off to China. What's he doing there? I'll tell you what he's doing there.
He's gone there in his Virgin Pacific and sent a load of cards to Iceland.
The frozen food shop?
No!... Don't be so stupid!!
The country, Iceland where there is a server based inside a hollowed out volcano.
These cards were sent via East Midlands Airport which is very near to erm..... erm.... OH YEAH!! DERBY!!!
Whilst in China, Branson took a detour into North Korea although, if you ask him, he will vehemently deny this.
Subsequentally, and by 'coincidence', the North Koreans, in Africa for the World Cup apparently, went on mission to sabotage Egypts internet, thus knackering up the sub-server there.
Branson & Murdoch are in cahoots because they are both big meanies and don't want to let anyone have access to channels for which they have not subscribed.
They're a bit like Nazis.
There should be a law against that sort of behaviour.
But why?
WHYYYYYYYY???!??!!!!????
I'll tell you why....
You know that Rupert Murdoch character, yeah? Can you guess what his problem with Starview is? I bet you can, can't you?
Well he took down the server mast in Australia.
On his own?
No, probably not on his own, he probably had some mates to help him. You know, the sort of mates that wil do anything for a bit of cash? Yeah well, Murdoch plenty of a bit cash hasn't he?
Come to the head of the class if you're up to speed so far.
Meanwhile, old Adolf Branson buggers off to China. What's he doing there? I'll tell you what he's doing there.
He's gone there in his Virgin Pacific and sent a load of cards to Iceland.
The frozen food shop?
No!... Don't be so stupid!!
The country, Iceland where there is a server based inside a hollowed out volcano.
These cards were sent via East Midlands Airport which is very near to erm..... erm.... OH YEAH!! DERBY!!!
Whilst in China, Branson took a detour into North Korea although, if you ask him, he will vehemently deny this.
Subsequentally, and by 'coincidence', the North Koreans, in Africa for the World Cup apparently, went on mission to sabotage Egypts internet, thus knackering up the sub-server there.
Branson & Murdoch are in cahoots because they are both big meanies and don't want to let anyone have access to channels for which they have not subscribed.
They're a bit like Nazis.
There should be a law against that sort of behaviour.
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