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  • melloned
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2008
    • 1215
    #1

    paddys daughter

    Paddy and his wife search the room of their teenage daughter Kay .They find a packet of fags and Paddy cries "Oh Lord , our daughters a smoker". A bit later they find a bottle of vodka and Paddy says , " saints preserver us , our daughters an alcoholic !" . Next they find a packet of condoms " God Help Us" cries Paddy , "She's got a fu*kin cock !"
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    • xant14
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 2062
      #2
      Quite a few good uns from you melloned.

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        • melloned
          DK Veteran
          • Nov 2008
          • 1215
          #3
          Originally posted by xant14
          Quite a few good uns from you melloned.
          Trying to give a few grins in the middle of recession Mate !

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            • patkins
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 3662
              #4
              Melloned, as you mentioned a packet of fags- the comedian Frank Carson said one time that some words have a different meaning these days, 'I went into a shop in New York and asked for 20 fags and was immediately surrounded' It was the way he tells em.
              I could be wrong but I think Frank has gone to the great stand-up in the sky.If so, Rest In Peace.

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                • mtv1
                  The Stig PT
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 4413
                  #5
                  Carson is still working, making live appearances, in cabaret, pantomime and the summer season throughout the UK.

                  On 2 September 2009 at the age of 82, Carson returned to the stage appearing at the North Pier Theatre midweek season run of The Comedians in Blackpool, where he now lives.

                  Carson lives in the Layton area of Blackpool, Lancashire,[7] where he attends Blackpool F.C. matches at Bloomfield Road.[8] He is a director of football club Chasetown F.C.

                  [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80zDslFy0Fg]YouTube - Frank Carson on Clive Anderson Talks Back[/ame]

                  Not gone yet pat i hope great comedian


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                    • melloned
                      DK Veteran
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 1215
                      #6
                      Originally posted by mtv1
                      Carson is still working, making live appearances, in cabaret, pantomime and the summer season throughout the UK.

                      On 2 September 2009 at the age of 82, Carson returned to the stage appearing at the North Pier Theatre midweek season run of The Comedians in Blackpool, where he now lives.

                      Carson lives in the Layton area of Blackpool, Lancashire,[7] where he attends Blackpool F.C. matches at Bloomfield Road.[8] He is a director of football club Chasetown F.C.

                      YouTube - Frank Carson on Clive Anderson Talks Back

                      Not gone yet pat i hope great comedian
                      Bloody Brill that Mate , !st time i've seen it !

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