BEST CHAT UP LINE!!!!

[bodaccea]

Erm.. Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

[podgiekop1]

do you wanna go halves on a baby

[ootmaroad]

fancy a shag ya lucky cow....

[Smeesh]

Get your coat you've pulled

[dctyper]

man: do you fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a ****?

woman: er no thanks

man: what, you dont like pizza?

[opsmonkey]

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

(No.)

Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.?

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I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate my breast stroke

[Neil]

I just tell them I can breath through my ears

[Hazza]

Man "Hi, do you f*ck"
Woman "I suppose I'll have to you smooth talking B**t*rd

[hangman2010]

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

[hangman2010]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

[Larry larry.laffer@Laffer]

chat up line

have you got any italian in you ?

fancy some


works every time

[clit-eastwood]

Erm.. Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

If you were my paperwork, I would be doing you on my desk right now.


"this face is leaving in 5 minutes "make sure your on it"

[firestorm]

there as been a robbery tonight someone stole the stars and placed them in your eyes

[greengrass]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?

[Montebox]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i'll sure make your BedRock!