funny texts land them here :)

[mtv1]

Caught a load of my mates with this one today

Someone rang me today looking for you...dunno how they got my number but you are to ring him back on 014748900 as soon as you can his name Ger Rafferty .


the number is for Dublin ZOO you will have to get the number of your local zoo but you get it

caught me da ,bro and sis pudzy from here sent it to daithi55 also

[Jim.Mahoney]

I heard this one but the contact was Miss Elle Fant

[47vinny]

i was told to phone a mr c lyon when i phone the number it was chester zoo.

[mtv1]

the Queen and Dolly parton die on the same day, an angel meets them and tells them there's only room for one of them in heaven and asks them why they think they should get in . Dolly takes off her top and says these are the most perfect breasts God has ever created and i'm sure it would please him to see them every day. The Queen drinks a bottle of water ,wee's into a toilet and pulls the lever and is admitted into heaven. Dolly is outraged and asks what was that all about. Sorry Dolly says the angel but even in heaven a Royal flush beats a pair no matter how big they are !

[racin-snake]

guy goes to the psychiatrist and says "doc"

"i think theres somic sexually wrong with me "
the doctor tips his specs and asks

"can you explain"?

the guy then says

"every time i look at myself naked in the mirror i get a huge stonking hard-on "

the doctor then replies

"maybe its not so bad maybe your brain thinks your a fanny too"


ile get my coat .........................

[RedSpider]

Always a classic..........


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