No Junk Mail

[Kalipo]

i suppose i do love a moan

the leaflet thing got me when i was doing some promotion work for my local gym the other week i was taking leaflets round the doors it was one of them part funded government fit for life schemes

i had a bloke run me down the road telling me to take it back he was shouting swearing and all sorts about being sick of ME (never been to his house ever) filling his house up with junk

i refused which seemed to wind him up more i thought he was going to start swinging at me in the end he tried to put it in my pocket i brushed him aside and carried on he then threw it at me it landed on the floor in his neighbours garden

i then told his neighbour that he was littering their garden and he had to pick it up

he was purple at this point heart attack ready to go as i carried on down the street under a torrent of abuse mildly amused

all that fuss over a leaflet i thought what a way to go

something that would have done him good he was overweight and 40 odd bargain gym membership ?3 a week thats not junk mail in my book it was a bargain

i think the secret is have a moan but dont let things bog you down because thats when it becomes a problem mental and health wise

Its only junk mail when it doesn't interest you.

Me personally get bored of take away menu's, clothing collection bags and driveway/window renewal companies everyday, One bloke last week for instance posted a takeaway menu through my door at just after 7am.... 7AM FFS.

I have 2 children, 3 and 7 year old. I spend everyday of every week tidying up after them. I don't need extra crap to pick up off the floor everyday..

I'm collecting the leaflets now as i'm installing a wood burning stove in the summer hopefully. i'm going to make them into bricks.. the way i see it.. its free fuel

[Meat-Head]

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I'm collecting the leaflets now as i'm installing a wood burning stove in the summer hopefully. i'm going to make them into bricks.. the way i see it.. its free fuel

OFF TOPIC:-

you need to play with yourself - the glossy mags 'do not' burn.
best advise would be to get your dustbin lids to feed the stuff to the shredder and use that mixed with newspaper.

takes weeks to dry, not that exciting, so keep downloading trees as you see them
HTH

Meat

[Kalipo]

OFF TOPIC:-

you need to play with yourself - the glossy mags 'do not' burn.
best advise would be to get your dustbin lids to feed the stuff to the shredder and use that mixed with newspaper.

takes weeks to dry, not that exciting, so keep downloading trees as you see them
HTH

Meat

LOL ok ill take that onboard.. i am intending on mixing them together.. and for drying.. they have alll summer in a garage

Just counted last weeks clothing collection bags we received.. 12 in totall