Where do Socks Go?

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  • mcunning
    Newbie
    • Mar 2011
    • 1

    #16
    Just buy new

    Just save brand new socks for special occasions and don't worry about the rest of the time.

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    • thered
      V.I.P. Member
      • Aug 2008
      • 4915

      #17
      Originally posted by Evastar
      why can i never find a matching pair of socks? i have an entire drawer full, and could spend ten minutes searching through it every morning, but there seem to be hardly any pairs.

      At one stage i resorted to buying black socks, thinking at least they'll match, but no, there seems to be a hundred black socks, all different shades of black and different lengths. So where do they go to?

      My teenage kids and their friends have just given up, apparently it's trendy now to wear socks that don't match. So looks like i've been trendy for years
      well i dont know if i should say you may never look at people in the same light again but socks are well known to go missing in lots of houses normally through a lack of tissue or just a need to grab something handy to mop up any residues that men may leak

      i would estimate that at least 50% of all cases are lost this way

      bare foot and flip flops in all weathers for you now eh ev

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      • Evastar
        V.I.P. Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 1220

        #18
        Originally posted by thered
        well i dont know if i should say you may never look at people in the same light again but socks are well known to go missing in lots of houses normally through a lack of tissue or just a need to grab something handy to mop up any residues that men may leak

        i would estimate that at least 50% of all cases are lost this way

        bare foot and flip flops in all weathers for you now eh ev
        lmao, what if the sock owner had athlete's foot?

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        • torchy
          Top Poster
          • Mar 2011
          • 115

          #19
          Originally posted by Evastar
          lmao, what if the sock owner had athlete's foot?
          You better start running then.

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          • thered
            V.I.P. Member
            • Aug 2008
            • 4915

            #20
            Originally posted by Evastar
            lmao, what if the sock owner had athlete's foot?
            genital warts

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            • Miklo
              V.I.P. Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 583

              #21
              Originally posted by Evastar
              lmao, what if the sock owner had athlete's foot?
              You never mentioned you had athletes foot Eva


              x 5

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              • Evastar
                V.I.P. Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 1220

                #22
                lmao i don't, neither do i have a man robbing my socks to wipe up residual effluence with. i meant in general, i assumed they were using their own socks .

                anyway warts and athlete's foot are two entirely different things, a wart would be a virus like a verucca whereas athlete's foot is a fungal infection

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                • Dreamer
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 2020

                  #23
                  Problem solved. This guy has the missing sock
                  Twitter / Arthur Phillips: I found your missing sock. ...

                  this cat stole them in the first place
                  [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQeUDyIIBow"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQeUDyIIBow[/ame]
                  Last edited by Dreamer; 31 March, 2011, 15:27.



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                  • jasbo7
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1432

                    #24
                    very picky that cat was.............mix and match is the new way anyway.........but nae pink ones....there for lassies

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