Help find me a toy...

[reddevil157]

I Jest

How about something like this? $15.03 - Flying Helicopter Alarm Clock - Radio, Clocks & Watches

off topic: hey satsmo, when did ya go red ?
Congrats

[RedSpider]

this any good?

[SouthernComfort]

this any good?

Too short to be dangerous, not volunteering mind you, looks sore.

[chroma]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_3vLmm5tC8]YouTube - Flying Lawn Mower[/ame]

Mow some clouds, use to give drunken haircuts... endless possibilities.
Direct from china, bargains much cheapness, YOU BUY!

[Canker_Canison]

this any good?

It is a bit small, but the girlfriend will probably love it.

@Gizmo, looked at these before... But I prefer something that looks less safe. A basic potato cannon run on lighter gas will probably be more fitting. You'll be able to count the days between my making one & the first visit from the armed response units.

Many years ago I started construction on a projectile cannon using a sodastream gas system. At the time I had hundreds of high density foam balls that I wanted to soak in a petrol/oil mix & ignite as they exit the barrel.
Lost interest in the project after I bought a paintball gun.

[Meat-Head]

Many years ago I started construction on a projectile cannon using a sodastream gas system.

OFF TOPIC:-

UFF - Had a tractor unit once, air drain off the brakes, 3" pipe, ball cock, spud gun, worked well.

STILL OFF TOPIC:-

Had some guy in, put a potato in a 12 bore, tried shooting somebody from xxxxxxx ??? meters away, stoved door in on a Morris Minor


HTH

Meat.

[Canker_Canison]

My dad used to make zip guns when he was a kid. Back when bangers were bangers, not just the wet fart things we have now.

You need:

A bag of marbles or ball bearings
copper pipe
bangers/air bombs

Take one section of straight copper pipe, pick a diameter that allows your marbles to slide down with about a 1mm gap (max)

Hammer flat one end of pipe & fold over the flattened end on itself.

Bend pipe to form a basic handle

Place banger/airbomb into the pipe leaving the fuse sticking out.

Light fuse, tilt back, place marble/ball bearing into pipe, tilt back.

Point at target & hold hand over the top of the pipe to stop recoil.


Back in the old days ball bearings were fired with enough force to rip through car doors.

[DogdySnigwirter]

THIS Beyblade site for ideas etc ....
Heres the homemade stuff ...
Have fun

[opsmonkey]

If you're after a toy you can't go wrong with this

http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/p/butt-plugs/prostate-massager/anl039.html

[chucklor]

What about this ~~~~er canker, a long range water bomb laucher, you can wipe out them noisy BBQ's and garden raves, and because of the range you will never be suspected..........

[Canker_Canison]

If you're after a toy you can't go wrong with this

Prostate Massager - Prostate Massaging

ops, I always suspected you had a darker, kinkier side.... That's just not quite up my alley

What about this ~~~~er canker, a long range water bomb laucher, you can wipe out them noisy BBQ's and garden raves, and because of the range you will never be suspected..........

Sir, you have obviously been researching my neighbours. Sadly it wouldn't be water bombs I'd be firing, but rather dangerous home made hand grenades made from the contents of catherine wheels packed into kinder egg cases sealed with elastoplast tape.