ILL off a curry,you gotta read this!!

[mickydibble]

a friend of a friend of a friends true story

ok get this ,this guy got a curry from a takeaway with his mate
anyway they ate it and was ok until in the morning when he woke up with a pain in the side of his face he went to doctors who`s advice was to go dentist any on examination the dentist pulled something out of his gums .guess what it was....
a ~~~~ing microchip.
they are thinking of sending it to be checked out what it is and if they can trace it eeewww horrible could be a pet`s identification chip i feel sick at the thought of that

[marion reid]

omg, how disgusting! feel sick at the thought of it

[Evastar]

that would be interesting to find out was it a cat, dog etc?

he should report them to the health and safety authorities, or his doctor or dentist should.

they wouldn't need to send it away, just pop into his local vet and explain the situation, the vet will be able to scan it for them.

[chroma]

you forgot the important stuff mickey!
did the curry taste good?

[standarren]

that would be interesting to find out was it a cat, dog etc?

he should report them to the health and safety authorities, or his doctor or dentist should.

they wouldn't need to send it away, just pop into his local vet and explain the situation, the vet will be able to scan it for them.

stuff that lads how did it taste free cat curry for life
my mrs always said i'm greedy

[cgscott]

Get a good claim in take them to the cleaners.

[joecool]

I was told the same story about two weeks ago but it was a chinese in Castleford!

[paul hick]

this story is the biggest load of horse sh*t,its up there with the one about the mcchicken nuggett that burst because it was a big cyst.

[Evastar]

well there was a girl i used to work with definitely got a southern fried mouse instead of a piece of chicken, eyes, tail the lot

she got a few grand out of it as well!

[nara]

this story is the biggest load of horse sh*t,its up there with the one about the mcchicken nuggett that burst because it was a big cyst.

Lol, the story has been around for a while, always heard from a friend of a friend and in different Chinese Restaurants all over the country.

Classic Urban Myth.

[dingledangle]

did they order extra chips

[mickydibble]

could deffo be bullcak not sure but my partner was told the story today maybe true maybe not but sounded ~~~~in discusting anyway

[Grizz]

true story,
guy not too far away started working in a meat process plant. they had these barrels for the burger meat which contained offal from the animals. they guy showing him around opened one of the barrels and when he saw the brains and stuff he vomited straight in the meat . he went "Oh my god, im really sorry about that, am i fired?". other guy laughed and said "Dont worry about it" and closed up the barrel for production............................

Enjoy your burgers tonight!

[SouthernComfort]

Microchips are inserted under the skin not into flesh, usually on the nape just behind the shoulder blades. Urban Myth.

[wetdog]

thats fairly gruesome that dude.

when i lived in cambridge a chinese family moved in on the 'ditton fields' estate. thay started a mobile take away. all was good, food was ok, came regularly, and the prices good to.
then the council started putting in central heating. upon digging up the chinese family's garden, lots of cat remnants where found .

heres another, i went to my local chinese take away in Leigh and picked up some food. got back in the car and placed the bag on the passenger seat. set off home, when going around corners etc i put my hand on the bag to stop it falling over. it was at this ;pouint that i noticed a pair of beady eyes staring out the back at me. swung the car around and headed straight back.
arrived, picked up bag and marched in, remonstrated with the guy behind the counter, then he politely said that ' it was my peking duck '


mick.