happy fathers day

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229
    #1

    happy fathers day

    Happy fathers day to all you fathers out there.
    my daughter asked to borrow a few quid to get me a present,kids eh
    Tags: None
    • reddevil157
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2010
      • 1427
      #2
      same to you hoggy, my missus took 20 outta my pocket and gave it to my 2 young lads to put in a card for me.....they were thrilled giving it to me. Mind you, the older lad (7) was wanting it back
      sigpic

        Comment

        • dclynn
          Newbie
          • Jun 2011
          • 1
          #3
          same to you. Hope everyone has a wounderful fathers day with thier families.

            Comment

            • jcgrumbles
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2010
              • 944
              #4
              I got whisky!what a wonderful invention fathers day is,oh,and a swift kick in the groin off my youngest grandbairn while watching ice age three that put me on the floor for twenty minutes..

                Comment

                • hoggy952
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1229
                  #5
                  Originally posted by reddevil157
                  same to you hoggy, my missus took 20 outta my pocket and gave it to my 2 young lads to put in a card for me.....they were thrilled giving it to me. Mind you, the older lad (7) was wanting it back
                  your older lad is going to go a long way

                    Comment

                    • Nariana
                      DK Veteran
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 255
                      #6
                      Happy Fathers Day to all

                      YouTube - ‪Happy Fathers Day - The Farting Baby‬‏

                        Comment

                        • Shady
                          Shite Link King
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 6404
                          #7
                          got the only present i ever want on days like this.. card made by my kids
                          Fave replies from various threads

                          1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                          2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                          3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

                            Comment

                            • maca
                              Mr. DK DJ
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 6310
                              #8
                              Oh ~~~~ off you soppy cooont

                                Comment

                                • Shady
                                  Shite Link King
                                  • Dec 2010
                                  • 6404
                                  #9
                                  ~~~~ off ursen... just cos u got nowt
                                  Fave replies from various threads

                                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

                                    Comment

                                    • maca
                                      Mr. DK DJ
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 6310
                                      #10
                                      Ha thats what you think cos i got the dna reports today and they confirm my wife's kids are hers so there

                                        Comment

                                        • maca
                                          Mr. DK DJ
                                          • Feb 2009
                                          • 6310
                                          #11
                                          To all them dads that went out for a pint of milk never to return...happy fathers day

                                            Comment

                                            • jcgrumbles
                                              DK Veteran
                                              • Nov 2010
                                              • 944
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by shadyback
                                              got the only present i ever want on days like this.. card made by my kids
                                              Im being a soppy coont as well ha,moonpig just cant compete!

                                                Comment

                                                • maca
                                                  Mr. DK DJ
                                                  • Feb 2009
                                                  • 6310
                                                  #13
                                                  so at least i got something.....

                                                    Comment

                                                    • RedSpider
                                                      DK Veteran
                                                      • Feb 2009
                                                      • 2448
                                                      #14
                                                      I went to my dads house. he was babysitting my sisters kids. the youngest shat himself and i emptied his pants of sh!t down the loo, but only after standing there for five minutes with the sh!tty pants in my hand, waiting for my daughter to finish taking a dump
                                                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                                                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

                                                        Comment

                                                        • patkins
                                                          V.I.P. Member
                                                          • Oct 2009
                                                          • 3662
                                                          #15
                                                          The missus gave me 2 pj's and the 21 year old son gave me a shirt (trendy). Suits you sir.

                                                            Comment

                                                            Previous 1 2 template Next
                                                            Working...