Yes, I'm a sick little puppy. Here's some more things to make you wince & go WTF!
Unless you're Zapp or RedSpider, in which case make sure you cover the keyboard before you start
Here's a few of my favorites.......
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#17.
Sexy Sadist Cock Ring
Ah, from medieval weapon to medieval torture device. If you're into that sort of thing, or if you're conducting your own inquisition, then this tiny Iron Maiden for a schlong may be right up your alley.
For those of us who prefer not to have metal spikes jammed in our units, it probably keeps a mean grip on hot dogs when you're cooking over an open fire.
Fun Website Quote
"Imagine the look on your boy toy's face when he wants to feel that pleasure but something else is keeping him from fully realizing his arousal."
#16.
Disposable Canned Vagina
It's a sign of our throwaway society that people can't even be bothered to use reusable canned vaginas anymore, but the convenience of a Pepsi sized tube of greased up, squishy polymers just can't be beat. We're guessing on every corner in Japan they've got these in vending machines.
Fun Website Quote
"Complete with lubricant, this disposable pussy will leave you wanting more!"
#15.
Teddy Bear Vibe
Two things that any good sex toy should have are the ability to both scratch those super hard-to-reach places and the ability to warp the mind of a child should they ever stumble upon it by accident. This nightmarishly well-endowed bear accomplishes both rather nicely. We wonder if they ever made a tie-in cartoon starring this little guy.
Fun Website Quote
"Your pussy is a play thing and this wireless teddy is the one to play with."
#14.
Goo Gobblin' Granny
It's a little known fact that not all sex dolls are made for personal enjoyment. Some, like this sagging septuagenarian doll, are just made to haunt the recesses of your psyche for all time. And force you to buy denture cleaner.
Fun Website Quote
"Mature kink love doll comes with her own false teeth."
#1.
Masturbator Vee-String
This gruesome looking thing may or may not be designed to make the average man look as though his crotch is being attacked by an afro'd manta ray. It's hard to say, really.
Fun Website Quote
"There are 9 different hair colors and 5 different hairstyles to choose from."
Full page here
Unless you're Zapp or RedSpider, in which case make sure you cover the keyboard before you start
Here's a few of my favorites.......
Full page here
#17.
Sexy Sadist Cock Ring
For those of us who prefer not to have metal spikes jammed in our units, it probably keeps a mean grip on hot dogs when you're cooking over an open fire.
Fun Website Quote
"Imagine the look on your boy toy's face when he wants to feel that pleasure but something else is keeping him from fully realizing his arousal."
#16.
Disposable Canned Vagina
"Complete with lubricant, this disposable pussy will leave you wanting more!"
#15.
Teddy Bear Vibe
Fun Website Quote
"Your pussy is a play thing and this wireless teddy is the one to play with."
#14.
Goo Gobblin' Granny
Fun Website Quote
"Mature kink love doll comes with her own false teeth."
#1.
Masturbator Vee-String
This gruesome looking thing may or may not be designed to make the average man look as though his crotch is being attacked by an afro'd manta ray. It's hard to say, really.
Fun Website Quote
"There are 9 different hair colors and 5 different hairstyles to choose from."
Full page here
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