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  • maca
    Mr. DK DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 6310

    #1

    How much does your window cleaner charge

    ?3 Ours charges just for the front of the house robbing coont ...
  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    ours doesnt charge, he lets me off as i always make sure the wife is walking into the bedroom with a see through dressing gown on, whilst playing 70s soft ~~~~ music as hes cleaning them..
    he then goes 'phwoar ' like sid james and falls off his ladder into a soapy bucket.
    i then come home in my pin stripe suit and bowler hat and chase him down the street with my umbrella
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    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • mtv1
      The Stig PT
      • Apr 2008
      • 4413

      #3
      i get her to do them she gets enough off me


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      • Kalipo
        DK Veteran
        • Mar 2008
        • 1687

        #4
        I pay ?5 just for the front.. he cant do the back now ive secured it ..

        Waiting to see him to tell him to ~~~~ off.. wouldn't mind ive got all the equipement to do it myself
        ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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        • opsmonkey
          V.I.P. Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 5379

          #5
          window cleaner..?? posh twat.. you're from Anfield not the Home Counties.. sort yer self out lid

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          • alboke
            Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 58

            #6
            reckon half of them shud be called window rinsers
            latest craze round here is a long hosepipe from a van
            and shoot a jet of water at window... job done no ladders to climb
            no rags etc .. all to do with health and safety no one to hold ladder.. still same price in half the time....

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            • torchy
              Top Poster
              • Mar 2011
              • 115

              #7
              My window cleaner has just put a note in my door saying he is putting the prices up.It is now ?4.50 just to do the front robbing coont

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              • cunny
                V.I.P. Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 4915

                #8
                ?5 for front and back, 3 for just front...
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                • maca
                  Mr. DK DJ
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 6310

                  #9
                  Originally posted by opsmonkey
                  window cleaner..?? posh twat.. you're from Anfield not the Home Counties.. sort yer self out lid
                  Jealous coont

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                  • Miklo
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 583

                    #10
                    ?2.50 for me


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                    • Canker_Canison
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 3904

                      #11
                      Window cleaner???

                      Nearly 11 years & counting... Wow the money I've saved.
                      Canker

                      "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
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                      • z786
                        DK Veteran
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 4781

                        #12
                        depends how bad he needs his next fix
                        ( btw its a joke so dont get excited )
                        "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie"

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                        • Rodbouy
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 1320

                          #13
                          ?2.5 for the front

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                          • bobfrapples
                            Top Poster
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 139

                            #14
                            well now i do feel like a c*&t coz i'm paying ?7 front & back. think he's fired

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                            • RedSpider
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448

                              #15
                              we don't have windows where i live, just almost-impenetrable holes in the wall
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