do i really need a funeral?

[jcgrumbles]

When i die the lovely people from the newcastle hospital will come to my house ,slide me into a body bag and whip me off and use my body to practice on,mrs grumbles has the same deal for when she dies too,when the hospital has finished with the last bit of me and burned the rest the next of kin are informed and a small service is done in the hospital chapel.The way i look at it,ive saved the family the hastle of watching my withered corpse sliding into the oven,they will be about ?5000 in pocket and they can still have a party,what do you reckon?

[skywash]

i think its a good idea m8, save the family some money

[Bulld0g]

When i die the lovely people from the newcastle hospital will come to my house ,slide me into a body bag and whip me off and use my body to practice on,mrs grumbles has the same deal for when she dies too,when the hospital has finished with the last bit of me and burned the rest the next of kin are informed and a small service is done in the hospital chapel.The way i look at it,ive saved the family the hastle of watching my withered corpse sliding into the oven,they will be about ?5000 in pocket and they can still have a party,what do you reckon?

I reckon you will sadly missed you ~~~~in big bundle of fun you

[reddevil157]

Great idea grumbles, what ever save the family hardship and a few quid has to be good. They could spend the money on a big piss up instead.
ps. to see you off that is

[jcgrumbles]

sadly missed my little white hairy arse bulldog,many moons ago i told the future mrs grumbles that
i loved her so much i would gladly lay down and die for her,and up to now shes asked me to do just that three times,She reckons im worth a lot more cold than warm,shes a sensitive soul,,,and red,,,theyve got the venue booked for my wake already....

[reddevil157]

We're all worth more dead than alive bud. Tell them to put a few quid to one side for invites for your DK brothers and sisters to bid you a last farewell . I'd say you'll see some of us out grumbles, plenty of life in the old dog yet

[maca]

good thing about funerals you dont have to take a present

[jcgrumbles]

We're all worth more dead than alive bud. Tell them to put a few quid to one side for invites for your DK brothers and sisters to bid you a last farewell . I'd say you'll see some of us out grumbles, plenty of life in the old dog yet

I know mate,but i only had a cold..and the son in law the cheeky tw*t has just rang and asked if ive got a black tie.I absolutely refuse to die when ive got single malt in the house!And when i do go,i will try to sort something out for the dk crew(considering the nature of my demise i could offer you all a lovely artistic `body part in a jar` orniment)but i reckon a good knees up would be in order ...

[cactikid]

hmm body part ah yes now i remember you starred in the film piranha and the only bit the fish did not like was the male organ he spat it out,now that will fit in a bottle

[johnboy1974]

Great idea grumbles and with the money they save they can have a family holiday abroad and celebrate your life while they sit in the sun.

[billy2]

Great idea m8, funerals are a ~~~~ing rip off lost my brother last year and nere went into the grave with him when i got the bill

?4200 for the funeral home sh*t
?4900 for the plot at grave yard
?2200 for headstone
and just to rub salt it to the wound deeper had to pay ?480 for planning permission for headstone at grave yard .

wan*ers

[jcgrumbles]

Great idea m8, funerals are a ~~~~ing rip off lost my brother last year and nere went into the grave with him when i got the bill

?4200 for the funeral home sh*t
?4900 for the plot at grave yard
?2200 for headstone
and just to rub salt it to the wound deeper had to pay ?480 for planning permission for headstone at grave yard .

wan*ers

Exactly mate,the family can see me off without having to worry about bills,or tripping over corpses,and if i can help young sugeons practice cutting people up all the better.Knowing my luck though there will be an afterlife,so if you see a battered eyeball rolling around up there its probably me..

[lfc4life]

i want too buried at sea

[zaphodbb]

i want too buried at sea

im free tomorrow sam, just pay for fuel an few beers sorted, long line or nets dont give a shit really but its your chioce

[lfc4life]

a viking burial ??? i want