Don't carry a gun in your pants! You might go off half cocked!

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  • nara
    DK Veteran
    • May 2008
    • 2586

    #1

    Don't carry a gun in your pants! You might go off half cocked!

    Police urge holster use after man shoots his own penis.



    Police urge holster use after man shoots his own penis
    He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #2
    What a cock................
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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    • Ratchet
      Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 74

      #3
      I take it went off half cock....

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      • Liteace
        V.I.P. Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 4358

        #4
        "after a US man accidentally shot himself in the penis"

        Its not like shooting yourself in the leg, its must of been a very small caliber handgun or he had a MASIVE cock, its bad enough getting it caught in the zip

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        • the_riddler
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2009
          • 772

          #5
          What a freaking IDIOT........

          Now where shall i keep this loaded gun??????
          i know i will put it down my trousers..........


          Rumor has it He is not going to carry it there any more..
          He is in future going to hang it from his neckless with the barrel UP this time..
          Still in the workshop.
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          the thanks button


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          • Canker_Canison
            V.I.P. Member
            • May 2010
            • 3905

            #6
            What a retard.

            I mess around with BB guns, air rifles & used to shoot small bore rifles & pistols. I'd never put a loaded gun anywhere near my joy department, let alone point it directly at the founding member.
            A worn safety & a hair trigger are a recipe for nasty accidents.
            Canker

            "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
            - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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