How Many people are ringing bells?

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  • Larue
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 905

    #1

    How Many people are ringing bells?

    Just a question as title shows.
    I've got a little problem with men/man who likes ringing bells at Sunday mornings in our village church.
    I don't mind listen ringing church bells,but...... why they are doing that every Sunday at 9AM?
    Just imagine situation when you came home after nice party at local pub...about at 6AM and then after 3 hours somebody is ringing bells....
    Was thinking about going to explain my situation(and opinion of people who are living around church) one sunday morning,just don't want to meet 10 6feet man with hands like hammers...
    I don't mind arguing with 2 of them, but i think they will be as one after my arguments.... Seems to me - they have never visited pub.
    At the moment we have quite different opinions about quantity of man who are ringing bells in our village church.
    Best Regards
    Larue
  • maca
    Mr. DK DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 6310

    #2
    Ear muffs.....................

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    • Larue
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2010
      • 905

      #3
      Originally posted by maca58
      Ear muffs.....................
      For me doesn't help as they are falling out whilst sleeping!

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      • Shady
        Shite Link King
        • Dec 2010
        • 6404

        #4
        what sort of ***** moves near a church and then complains about the bells?
        Fave replies from various threads

        1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
        2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
        3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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        • maca
          Mr. DK DJ
          • Feb 2009
          • 6310

          #5
          commit suicide outside the church on way home from party police cordon round church no bell ringing

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          • Larue
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2010
            • 905

            #6
            Originally posted by shadyback
            what sort of ***** moves near a church and then complains about the bells?
            When i moved here I didn't knew that they are ringing bells at 9AM.
            That seems to be my fault.
            Now me and some local guys are thinking how many man are ringing bells?
            At the moment quantity varies from 2 to 6.

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            • GastonJ
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 5505

              #7
              Get some pikey's in to steal the bells, end of problem, well apart from getting the pikeys to move on afterwards.
              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
              No good deed goes unpunished....

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              • Larue
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2010
                • 905

                #8
                Originally posted by GastonJ
                Get some pikey's in to steal the bells, end of problem, well apart from getting the pikeys to move on afterwards.
                That was one of scenarios!

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                • Lainie
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3062

                  #9
                  why dont you just ask the bloody church how many there are??
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                  • maca
                    Mr. DK DJ
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 6310

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lainie
                    why dont you just ask the bloody church how many there are??
                    go girl

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                    • andy91
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 3583

                      #11
                      Bell ringing

                      Before being ordained 6 priests had to stand nude with a bell tied to their cocks.
                      Anyone who's bell rang had no spirital purity.
                      A naked girl with big boobs danced before each priest.
                      There was no reaction from the first priest.
                      She went down the line with no response from them until she reached the last priest Ralph.
                      Poor Ralph,why she danced he got a stiffy his bell rang and flew off across the floor.
                      Embarassed he ran off and bent down and picked it up....
                      then all the ****ing bells rang!!

                      Andy.
                      New Members http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/fo rums/f5/forum-rules-2/ A Good Place To Start

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                      • Johnner
                        Admin Assistant
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 7069

                        #12
                        Originally posted by andy91
                        Before being ordained 6 priests had to stand nude with a bell tied to their cocks.
                        Anyone who's bell rang had no spirital purity.
                        A naked girl with big boobs danced before each priest.
                        There was no reaction from the first priest.
                        She went down the line with no response from them until she reached the last priest Ralph.
                        Poor Ralph,why she danced he got a stiffy his bell rang and flew off across the floor.
                        Embarassed he ran off and bent down and picked it up....
                        then all the ****ing bells rang!!

                        Andy.

                        Deadly joke!! Hey Shadey,what's the story with the new user name ?
                        Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                        " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                        • Shady
                          Shite Link King
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 6404

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Johnner
                          Deadly joke!! Hey Shadey,what's the story with the new user name ?
                          ???????????
                          Fave replies from various threads

                          1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                          2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                          3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                          • nara
                            DK Veteran
                            • May 2008
                            • 2586

                            #14
                            Is it just me, or is this thread kinda weird?....or...
                            He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                            • Larue
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 905

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lainie
                              why dont you just ask the bloody church how many there are??
                              Was thinking about this, but then we would lost the moment of suddenly.

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