where would you go if you had a time machine

[johnboy1974]

I think i would go back to my teens the 70's were an awesome time If only i knew then what i know now

Yip and liverpool won things too back then bulldog.

[johnboy1974]

THAT'S EASY (sort of)

When DK first came on line, to be member number 1 - and outpost GMB45

Not quite sure excat date, neither does Caveman_nige!:-

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f4/digital-kaos-2-years-old-today-93341/

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...32/#post949870

youre not quiet member number 1 meatie but maybe number one contributer.

[wetdog]

back to when 'Themans' dad slipped his mum a crippler and tell him not to bother!!!!!!

mick.

[Canker_Canison]

back to when 'Themans' dad slipped his mum a crippler and tell him not to bother!!!!!!

mick.

But there would be a hole where a confused, philosophizing pervert now stands.

Someone would miss him.

[ultraplex]

go back to last saturday and put lottery back on.....

[wetdog]

go back to last saturday and put lottery back on.....

thought about that didnt you?

i would go to a euro millions multi roll over night and bag miself 100 million+

mick.

[Meat-Head]

[ame=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6827163268088648679]Let's Do The Time Warp Again[/ame]

[thered]

id go back in time to kidnap emily pankhurst that woman has a lot to answer for women used to know there place till she started jumping about now they dont shut up

id have a word with the pilot and tell him not to fly in 58 just to see what they could have won if they never died

i would probably get shankly pooped off or at least have him take over from busby when he packed in

i would go back and make sure i ended up rich id get rid of a few people and pass off their inventions as my own

i would go back in time too with a few religious people and show them that god is a made up story by enid blyton and mary was a slut who just didnt know how to tell her dad that half of nazareth had banged her so she blamed a man in the sky instead

and then i would go and marry my mam just to get my dad jelous then i would leave her with 12 kids and run off with the circus what i had invented from when i went back in time before

i would also tell king harold to wear a steel eye patch to stop them froggys getting in and i would start a business trading in exotic house trained dinosaurs to the rich and also market exotic hunting trips

the future i see no advantage too

[Canker_Canison]

thought about that didnt you?

i would go to a euro millions multi roll over night and bag miself 100 million+

mick.

Why stop at one win. Why not give them something to worry about & go back to win all the large jackpots from the Euromillions & Lotto.

With luck the whole thing would be scrapped making sure there could be no more big winners to stop your quest for world domination.

i would go back and make sure i ended up rich id get rid of a few people and pass off their inventions as my own

i would go back in time too with a few religious people and show them that god is a made up story by enid blyton and mary was a slut who just didnt know how to tell her dad that half of nazareth had banged her so she blamed a man in the sky instead

and then i would go and marry my mam just to get my dad jelous then i would leave her with 12 kids and run off with the circus what i had invented from when i went back in time before

Have you told your shrink any of this?

One immoral count of theft

The salvation of the world on another

Then a very disturbing dream that would give you webbed feet, wonky eyes & a constant dribble down your chin.


But then you do support Man U

[ron007]

I would go back to here on this post and write that i would come back to this post and write that i would come back to this post and write................Oooooo it never end's maybe i have come back to here and just dont know it

[gopher7]

I'd go back to 10th Sept and stop this post being posted.

[janobi]

Hate to rain on everyones parades, but you could only go back to the first point a time machine was invented. You cannot go back further in time, you can only go forward. Stephen Hawking taught us that.

So you would need to go into the future, and those who would come back with winning lottery numbers and such, would cause a paradox in time and space, and that future would no longer exist. Therefore you couldn't get the ticket to bring back.

But as this is all hypothetical talk, we shall let it ensue.

Think I was member 20 or something. Damn you JTH!

[Mjolinor]

Hate to rain on everyones parades, but you could only go back to the first point a time machine was invented. You cannot go back further in time, you can only go forward. Stephen Hawking taught us that.

So you would need to go into the future, and those who would come back with winning lottery numbers and such, would cause a paradox in time and space, and that future would no longer exist. Therefore you couldn't get the ticket to bring back.

But as this is all hypothetical talk, we shall let it ensue.

Think I was member 20 or something. Damn you JTH!

Stephen Hawkin didn't teach anyone shit, he copied a lot from a lot of people but has never had a single original thought of his own.

Paradox doesn't exist. Nice hypothesis but totally unproven.

[Canker_Canison]

Hate to rain on everyones parades, but you could only go back to the first point a time machine was invented. You cannot go back further in time, you can only go forward. Stephen Hawking taught us that.

So you would need to go into the future, and those who would come back with winning lottery numbers and such, would cause a paradox in time and space, and that future would no longer exist. Therefore you couldn't get the ticket to bring back.

But as this is all hypothetical talk, we shall let it ensue.

Think I was member 20 or something. Damn you JTH!

There's always someone trying to spoil everyones fun

You don't need the ticket, just the numbers & the date of the draw.

[janobi]

Stephen Hawkin didn't teach anyone shit, he copied a lot from a lot of people but has never had a single original thought of his own.

Paradox doesn't exist. Nice hypothesis but totally unproven.

lmao. Sorry mate, but hawking has forgotten more than most of us will ever know. I totally disagree with you on hawking knows nothing. Hes a leading theoretical physicist.

Hawking's key scientific works to date have included providing, with Roger Penrose, theorems regarding gravitational singularities in the framework of general relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation, which is today known as Hawking radiation (or sometimes as Bekenstein***8211;Hawking radiation)

So clearly it is you that knows nothing! I suggest you read a universe in a nutshell for starters. I dont see anything named after you