Butter v Marg........

[Canker_Canison]

No cant play the trombone more like this............

That looks like the dregs from the urinals after a real ale beer fest

[wetdog]

Butter IS the Daddy.

The End.

Mick.

[Canker_Canison]

Butter IS the Daddy.

The End.

Mick.

Not according to a friends sister. Seems she got an allergic reaction to it's greasy properties one night.

Since then she's only used it as a food & not a sex aid

[jcgrumbles]

A proper bacon sandwich has hot butter and bacon fat running down to your elbows,not this i cant believe its not axle grease or whatever the hell its called,all of these spreads that mrs grumbles brings in end up in the bin.

[waken]

No cant play the trombone more like this............

The lager in that glass looks like its been mixed with margarine spread

[johnboy1974]

flora pro active is sold in that it actually reduces cholestral- its a margarine

[Baldy Bob]

Nice one lagerland.

Butter only for me from now on.

[Liteace]

Margarine and Spreads Association (MSA)

Margarine is now called "Spread"

you know why its now called spread, cause its very good as a lubricant if nothing else is available

[patkins]

As far as I remember it started with Stork margarine which was only for cooking with but the up side is that when marg. improved and became popular it put pressure on and almost was the demise of butter which resulted in the price of butter coming down.
The missus buys a lot of it and I usually like to spread it on the wheel of the wheelbarrow when it squeaks.
For me- butter is the king.
"You wont believe it's not Butter" That's right-cos it's not.

[waken]

Remember one margarine called echo, used to read the wrapper while eating it.