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  • tshirtman
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 1345

    #46
    I'm a dolphin trainer
    !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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    • Grizz
      DK Veteran
      • Sep 2010
      • 1598

      #47
      Im a lumberjack....


      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg"]Lumber jack song - YouTube[/ame]



      EDIT
      i was actually eating a butter scone during that post
      Last edited by Grizz; 14 September, 2011, 19:49.

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      • janobi
        V.I.P. Member
        • Mar 2008
        • 1624

        #48
        I'm a professional disco dancer.....

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #49
          Originally posted by jcgrumbles
          Im a school caretaker and mrs grumbles is a school business manager,and the jobs a job,it pays the bills and keeps me in whisky...


          Groundskeeper Willie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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          • Lainie
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 3062

            #50
            Originally posted by z786
            i sign on and deliver pizzas on the sly
            oh do you now

            sigpic

            Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #51
              Originally posted by Lainie
              oh do you now

              Don't worry about, he is not very good at it

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • Johnner
                Admin Assistant
                • Jun 2010
                • 7069

                #52
                Originally posted by shadyback
                was made redundant from my last job (grp laminator), but wifey has well paid job and i do some part time and some cash in hand pc repairs, that type of thing, mostly i run the house and look after the kids.
                i feel as long as im not claiming dole, then everythings groovy..

                Shady,excuse my ignorance,but what's a GRP Laminator.Something to do with floors ?
                Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                • Shady
                  Shite Link King
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 6404

                  #53
                  Glass Reinforced Plastic... plastic tat for houses... u see them tatty columns either side of front doors? that was me made them
                  Fave replies from various threads

                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                  • patkins
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 3662

                    #54
                    I'm a Custodial Engineer, a term I came across some years ago, which, like JCGrumbles is yer 'umble Willie - School Caretaker.
                    Custodial Engineer is an americanism for making a humdrum job seem important.

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                    • Yokee
                      Newbie
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 18

                      #55
                      I'm a Med Student.
                      It's a long way home...

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                      • the man
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1660

                        #56
                        special needs teacher.


                        hoping to Become a foster dad http://www.lambeth.gov.uk/news/2011/...ldtothrive.htm
                        Last edited by the man; 14 September, 2011, 22:13.

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                        • wetdog
                          DK Veteran
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 989

                          #57
                          me, i'm a Gigolo.




                          naw, i'm not really. i work for e-on selling gas and electricity. one of them annoying flanges that knocks on yer door.



                          mick.

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                          • maca
                            Mr. DK DJ
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 6310

                            #58
                            our dog loves you lot

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                            • super jumbe
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 11610

                              #59
                              I strangle 300 chickens a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




                              Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                              Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                              Note:
                              All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                              • Snowy79
                                DK Veteran
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 1347

                                #60
                                I choke the Chicken when the wife's at bingo.

                                Originally posted by super jumbe
                                I strangle 300 chickens a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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